Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory
let us all switch off our mobiles 4 2 mins.
Plz 4ward dis 2 all local criminals, as I did.
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I saw U on ROAD 2day. U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!
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Sometimes, my mind asks.
Y I miss u? Y I cr 4 u?
Y I remember u? Y I text u?
Dan my heart answered, Mongoloids need more cr! Hehehe.
Now, u're smiling! =)
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I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love u ....
I love u da most.
I love u da best.
I love u a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA G&HI said People should LOVE animals.
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2day, i had a dream dat u were with me.
I kissed u, u kissed me! I hugged u, u hugged me
. I loved u, u loved me. 2 bad it was all just a dream.
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Zamaane sy chupakr, teri
tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai.
Hr ghari didar ho , isliye
julab ki goli kha rakhi hai.
Hahahahaha.
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Scientific Question 4 U..
How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain
Simple
Direction Of Liquid Is Always
2wards Da EMPTY SPACE.
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Have u cn a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly c ur driving license.
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did Dat!
Again?
4 God Sake! LORD!!
Y u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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From Moon 2 Sun, From Jan 2 Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.
4 me, u've always been
a headache
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If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next 2 My Friends
Pul dam Close 2gethr
Put My Arms around dam & Say Proudly
"Dase IDIOTS r My Life" so proud 2 be idiots..
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Do u want 2 go 2 USA
Here's a chance 4 u
Mr Obama iz waiting 4 u
2 be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.
.
.
He's in search of a dog
4 his daughter!
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Scientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell dam ur right age.
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Have u cn a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?
Quickly c ur driving license.
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Kabhi hosla bhi azmany chahiy, buray waqt my muskurana chahiy...
Jab satvay din may khujli ho 2 athvay din naha lena chahiy..
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Yr network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
Da smaller da cheaper!
Congradz yu can make free calls! lolz
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Agr Anupam Kheer Don hota 2 dialouge kyaa hota?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intizaar 2u 11 shehron ke naayee kar rahy hain,
par mayry sir pr baal aanaa mushkil hee naee naa mumkin hy...
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2 devils came in 2 my dreams.
Day said we want 2 disturb sum nice personz.
I suggest dam yr name.
Day said we can't disturb our bossss.
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U have 2 do 2 things early in da morning...
1st. pray 2 God so dat u can live....
2nd.take a bath so dat odars can live....
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