Wife 2 Dr :
Mera husband 300% nakara hy
Dr : how?
Wife :aik to lund khara ni hota
2nd ; unglian tootti hui hain
3rd : kal garam cheez kha kr apni zuban bhi jala li hy
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Slap your face, treat you like a dirty
little whore, put my cock in your ass
and then shave it down your throat
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�Do you take me to be
ur lawfully fuckable sexmate
2 fuck and 2 suck
in 69ers and various positions
against walls and on the stairs
in private and in public
till the orgasm do us part?�
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Man goes to doctors
�I've been raped by an elephant�
Doctor looks & says
�funny, ur ass is 10? wide
but an elephant's cock is only 3? wide�
Man replies �yes, but ��.
the bastard fingered me 1st
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Girl lies there stroking his cock after great sex
he smiles, looks at her and asks
�Want me to fuck you again baby?
she looks up at him and says
�no thanks, just playing with ur cock
cos i really do miss mine�
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A boy asked his mom
where do babies come from
and the mom said the stork
then the boy said who has sex with the stork?
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Do you ever notice
that when you're driving
anyone going slower
than you is an idiot
and everyone driving faster
than you is a maniac?
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friendship is like peeing in your pants.
every1 can c it but only u can feel
its true warmth.
thank u 4 being
the pee in my pants
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A teacher ask
"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replies
"feet- coz every nite
i c my mum with her feet in the air
screamin GOD I'M COMIN!"
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Man shouts to the wife cum & c my new clock,
so wife walks into the bedroom & says thats not a clock!
thats you standing naked with a hard on, Man says it will
be a clock when you stick 2 hands & a face on it
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What are three problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once,
the only woman to sit on ur face is ur mother,
and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
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I'm leaving India
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
and media is suspecting me.
Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali
bhi pregnant ha.
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Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.
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He came to me one night, explored my body,licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill,when satisfied he left,I was hurt.
DAMN MOSQUITO...
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Out of four people one is chinese. If your father, your mother & your brother are not Chinese, then it must be yoU.
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Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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A Couple was sittng in tha Garden,Suddnly a Dog and Bitch came and start kissing
Boy Janu agar Tum Bura na Mano to Me bhi
Grl Ok ok Theek hay but Zara Smbhal kar kahin Kutta Tm ko kat na le.
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WEDDING NIGHT ki subha dolhy ny dulhan sy pucha kh kaisa mehsoos kr rhi ho.
Dulhan: tum ny to COLLEGE K DINO KI YAAD Taza Kr De,
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Tum chand say khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon sy khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya sy bhe KhoobSoorat ho,
Pathanon se poch lo.
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