Rude Messages

You are old
And
Have a small
Penis !




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"These waves warm me for us.
We're bloody. Tske me away
So i pretend I know it's so hard"




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Waitor : I'll have a chese fries, extra ranch.
Two hot dogs, a bacon ceeseburger, an
Extra large milkshake with sprinkles and.....
Boy : you're ugly.




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"Don't think you can get away with
That sort of comment that easily!"




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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father
your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.




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How Dogs and Women are alike?

Neither believe that silence is golden,
Neither can balance a checkbook and
Both put too much value on kissing.




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If ever I was rude to you,
If ever I was angry with you,
If ever I misbehaved with you,
then don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP yourself

Mistake aap ki hi hogi :




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Main Apni Chahat Ko Shehr Mein Ruswa Nahi Karta
Muhabbat Main Bhi Karta Hon, Magar Charcha Nahi Karta,

Jo Mujhse Milnay Aa Jaye, Main Uska Dil Se Khadim Hon,
Jo Uth K Jana Chahay Main Usay Rokha Nahi Karta..




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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahin hoti mujh ko
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko

Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko




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